ESPN.com's Bill Simmons is the best. If there is a more clever sports writer alive today I'm not sure who it is. Read his hilarious takes on the NBA Finals here. Best line: Third weirdest moment of the night: Seeing Jason Williams celebrate on the championship podium. It was like seeing Rob Schneider on stage at the Oscars. I can't wait to buy his ring on eBay in eight years.ÂÂ